AAAAAND ACTION - this extra-long
wait cemented the movie scene in my memory.
Finally, a woman called my name, breaking me from my pose for my
imagined cinematographer. The MRI technician was all made up like she was ready
to be in a movie, other that the scrubs. She asked me why I was there. My
answer made me feel like I was a hypochondriac justifying my imagined need for
this visit. I explained that for the past 8 months every couple of weeks the
world would take a rather Picasso-Esque appearance of skewed aspect ratios for
30 seconds or so, accompanied by Spider-sense tingly fingers, but it passed
quickly. With those ambiguous symptoms, I chose the course of action preferred
by most middle-aged men…I ignored it. In
my defense, I did mention it to my doctor during my annual check-up, but in
true guy fashion he too said it was nothing to worry about and that maybe I
needed glasses. After about 8 months of
these flashes, I noticed that if I tried speaking through one of these episodes,
my speech would slur. Connecting these dots for the commonality of these
symptoms, the brain seemed the logical place to start, despite feeling fine and
unconvinced that it was not just age or eyes.
With helpful nudging by my daughters, I finally pushed myself into a
Neurologist’s office in early March 2022.
With my neurologist appointment the
next morning already on the calendar, I had completed the advised MRI at the
last moment possible. With the relief of
a student who had completed an assignment the night before the due date, I
pushed the bad omens of the waiting room to the back of my mind. And for good
reason, we were heading out as a family on a Spring Break Vacation to Cancun
the next day. To pull off a Mexico trip with
8 of our 10 blended-family members, you must be creative. Finding $179 round trip tickets out of Denver
we planned to drive the seven hours there that night and then fly to Cancun
first thing in the morning.
Doing pre trip chores, I was home
cooking dinner with nothing but Mexico on my mind when my phone rang. Seeing it was my neurologist, I
uncharacteristically answered a phone call; assuming it to be an appointment
reminder. I was surprised to hear the actual
neurologist re-introduce himself and asked if I had a minute. Still no warning flags went up, after all I
had guacamole poolside in my future.
“I just received a call from
TayloMed about your MRI. How are you feeling?”
he started off casually.
“Just fine” I responded matter-of-factly,
pleased with myself that I had completed my assignment before tomorrow’s
appointment.
“Do you feel like you need to go to
the emergency room?” What!?! That escalated rather fast. From “Hello” to ER in under 10 seconds. I had told him mere seconds ago that I felt
fine. Clearly not a promising sign.
“Uh nooooo,” I drawled out uncertainly,
“really I feel great.” I
deescalated. Harnessing my inner-Sicilian,
I followed up, “Out of curiosity why do you ask?”
“I received a call from TaylorMED
and the MRI found a small mass in your frontal lobe.” Have you ever had someone
try to jump scare you, but it was so unexpected that your body had no clue how
to react? So you just stood there like a
statue, looking rather tough, but in fact you just couldn’t process the
emotions fast enough. It was so out of the blue for me that I took it like news
that my dry cleaning was ready for pickup early.
My mind clung to the words “small
mass.” First, “small” was at least
better than “ginormous” and a mass was not as specific as a tumor or
cancer. Having got the hint that strange
things were afoot at the Circle K. I
began to ask probing questions. My
doctor gave few details that he was ready to share over the phone, claiming he
had not seen the MRI yet and had only had a preliminary call from the
radiologist, but would give me the full details at my appointment
tomorrow. There’s a cliff hanger for
your evening. On the one hand, I felt
good that we found the source of the weird tingling sensation, on the other
hand, a mass in your brain, small or not, causes a bit of consternation. But not having any more information and not
able to do anything about it, I went on with the dishes and packing for
tomorrow’s vacation.
My wife, who flies puppies from
their breeders to their new homes, arrived home from a California drop off a
few hours later. I had debated telling
her, not wanting to cause worry until I had the full details, but she made the
decision for me, by asking how the MRI went as small how’s-your-day-talk. In fairness, I was so convinced that I was
imagining these symptoms that I think I mentioned the MRI only once in passing;
not wanting to be called out for wasting money.
I was caught off guard when she asked, as we hadn’t discussed the MRI
much at all and neither of us seemed worried.
With a house full of kids preparing
for Mexico the next day, I pulled her in to the bedroom. Closing the door, I told her that the doctor
called saying they had found a small mass in there. My wife and I had been married for less than
five years and had not gone through a real crisis together yet… other than the
crisis of her marrying an engineer/lawyer.
She was great. We both share
optimism, but with enough practicality to keep us from being Pollyanna. This was good as there was not much time to
process all of this since she was scheduled to take a puppy to Connecticut on a
red eye in just a few hours. She offered
to cancel the flight and go with me to the doctor the next day, but I figured
having to eat $800 worth of plane tickets would just make me feel even worse
than this small mass news.
Waking up to an empty bed, I got to
the doctor’s office solo and a bit early.
Being alone was almost a blessing as the long wait gave me time to
process. I noticed the neurologist back
in the office looked at me as he walked from room to room with other
patients. It reminded me of the look
girlfriends would give me just before they would say “we need to talk,”, i.e.,
right before being friend-zoned (the ‘I’m-sorry-for-breaking-your-heart-look’
as I thought of it). Finally calling me
back into a room filled with brain diagrams, he began “How did you sleep last
night?” Again, not a reassuring start to
a conversation. Anyone who knows me, especially those who go to church with me
knows that I can go to sleep instantly and with little notice or often with little
apparent control. I admitted that I
awoke a little earlier than normal, contemplating this visit. Knowing he had found the source of the vision
problems but not knowing the full extent of this “small mass,” it all had a bit
of a Schrödinger's cat vibe. Since no
one had fully opened that box (or my head) to tell me what was inside. I was simultaneously hopeful and convinced that
I was dead both at the same time.
“The MRI found a brain tumor
roughly the size of a golf ball in your frontal lobe.” He just tore that BAND-AID right off, didn’t
he? No beating around the bush. Golf ball?
What happened to “small mass.” Having anything you could putt with
inside your grey matter, by my definition, is not “small”.
I had imagined that if I had ever
faced such a situation that I would do so stoically and with emotional
toughness; as good engineers and Vulcans should. Perhaps, I had watched Spock’s
death in Star Trek 2 too many times. And
for the most part I did so until I began to ask questions about survivability
and began thinking of my kids. Knowing his answers would deeply affect the rest
of my life and most importantly its potential duration, made each question
increasingly more difficult to ask and I teared up a bit. Particularly, as I dug for details of what
reassuring news, I could give my children.
Though highly non-committal, I gauged from my doctor’s answers that this
was not an immediate death sentence; neither was it, “take two of these and
call me in the morning”. The tumor was in a “good place,” if there could be a
good place pertaining to a tumor in one’s brain. In truth, all I wanted was a fighting
chance.
Always needing a plan in life, I
asked about next steps. A neurosurgeon
would be calling for surgery details and a more specific prognosis. He did advise against going to Mexico, but he
understood why I would want to proceed with the trip. I took that as, “my malpractice insurance
wants me to advise you to stay home close to a hospital and covered in bubble
wrap.” As a lawyer, I am fluent in translating this kind of risk avoidance
language and I never heard “don’t go” exit his lips. If I was going to bite the dust any time
soon, we were going to go out in style.
The neurologist handed me a packet with my diagnosis on
it. Having a piece of paper with the
words Brain Tumor emblazoned on it made this suddenly feel all the more
real. This was accentuated by the fact
that the words “brain tumor” were written in bold in the middle of a
paragraph, as if those two words needed any more emphasis than their ordinary meaning
carried. I shored up my emotions for the
walk back out through the waiting room, not wanting to distress the already
anxious looking crew sitting there.
It was then the line “It’s not a
tooomoah!” came to mind. For a movie
(Kindergarten Cop) that I have actually never seen; I oft found myself quoting
that one dumb line, with the characteristic Schwarzenegger consternation or constipation
(both seem to be applicable descriptors).
I even said it several times when discussing my little vision issues. Guess I was wrong. Little did I know that this bit of campy
dialog would ironically rear up to bite me in the… well rear, because in fact it
WAS a Tooomah, despite Arnold’s protestations.
I totally needed a T-shirt.
Needing a game plan to manage and
process this little life plot twist I pulled my truck out of the busy parking
lot outside the doctor’s office and stopped in front of a random house across
the street to decide what to do next.
Step 1: Process emotions: I broke down crying for a few minutes by
myself. Step 2: Shore up emotions and
tell wife. Julie by then had dropped off
her puppy and was waiting for her flight to Denver when I FaceTimed her. I
chose my doctors route and cut straight to the chase. Telling her I had a “brain
tumor” was not the easiest conversation to have over FaceTime. We both shared a
few tears. There was a kindly elderly
couple offering to comfort her after the call ended. Still, we both agreed to
make a try at taking the family to Mexico.
I love that she is a non-quitter. Step 3: Tell Parents. I called my father first
whom I had briefly talked to about the dizzy spells once. Not knowing how to start I was equally as
tactless there. So much so that when I asked if I should call mom, he said that
he would do it. He didn't need me to lead with, “mom, remember how you have
four sons, not so fast...” Harkening
back to how her father told her mother that her aunt had passed away:” Mickie
remember how you had a sister named Theora, she’s dead.” Yep, tact runs in the family.
My mom called me about 30 minutes
later crying and I was glad I hadn’t been the one to break that news. Embellishing on what little positive details
my neurologist told me, I reassured mom.
Julie and I had agreed that we did not want to ruin this, what could
literally be, a once-in -a-lifetime trip to Mexico for the family. We were not going
to tell anyone, beyond mom and dad and my doctor brother, until the trip was
over. Mom agreed to keep it to herself,
which was essential as she was the main conduit for information dissemination
in the family. This bit of unhappy news
was going to stay on ice for a week, like my virgin Pina Coladas. It would be one disappointment to cancel the
trip to Mexico and a whole other level of suck to cancel it because dad could
be dead on an operating room in a week or two.
My thought was this is supposed to be a happy occasion, let’s not bicker
and argue about what’s killing dad.
While finalizing the packing for
Mexico, in a bit of an understandable haze, my neurosurgeon personally called
me to fill in what details he could on the next steps. He likewise advised against Mexico but said
he would go if in my shoes. I liked
this guy. He said from the details he had received that he wanted to have me in
for brain surgery as soon as he could, once I got back. He called in a couple of prescriptions to
stop the seizures which were causing the vision issues and Peter-tingle
fingers. With a rather lot on my mind, it
was Mexico or bust. Julie was flying
directly from her puppy delivery to Denver; dance and school schedule dictated
that two kids catch a cheap flight to Denver and stay the night in the
airport. So, I loaded 4 remaining kids
in the truck and hit the road around 9 PM.
I stopped quickly at Walmart to surreptitiously pick up my
prescriptions just as we were driving out of town. The doctor had prescribed a
steroid and anti-seizure medicine, both of which could make a person
drowsy. An evening where I would be
driving through the night seemed like a poor time to start experimenting with
new drugs, so I stashed my meds and stuck with Mtn. Dew.
The drive through Utah was
uneventful. As we entered the mountain pass of Colorado on I-70 however, we
encountered large snow squalls and tire chain warnings up to the Vail Pass. After several hours of driving, the copious
amounts of caffeine required to keep me awake necessitated a pit stop. About 3:00 AM we exited I-70 at a snowy rest
area and followed the signs for the restrooms.
Over the median of trees in the truck area, we could see the flames of a
semi-truck on fire. I felt bad for the
driver, picturing him out in the snow as emergency services put out the flames. Not wanting to be a rubbernecker, we went on
with our own business, following the signs to the restrooms. This brought us up behind the trailer of the
burning truck; and a couple of us ran in for a quick rest stop.
As I was washing my hands, I went
over the scene from outside in my head. I didn’t see anyone near the burning
truck. There should have been
significant commotion on account of a semi-fire as the parking lot had quite a
few cars in it, but I didn’t see anything.
As we loaded up in my pickup, I drove slowly past the semi. All was quiet. Finally, I saw someone up the parking lot
with a phone to his ear. We asked each
other if we had seen anyone exit the truck yet, he said he had only just called
911, but hadn’t done anything else. Nuts! People may still be in there. My Marine son and I jumped out of the
truck. There was a U-Haul parked 5 feet
in front of the burning truck. They had
covered their window with towels to block the streetlight. I knocked on that window loudly, hearing
groaning complaints inside I realized that no one had any idea of what was
going on outside. I told my son to get
them up and out of harm’s way. I ran to
the door of the burning semi, with the flames already flickering 5 feet above
the top of the semi and only a few feet from the door I was standing by and the
fuel tanks. The thought going through my
head was “I might be dead anyway, so if this sucker blows up, at least I go
out in a blaze of glory.”
I tried the cab door, it was locked. Banging loudly on the door, I yelled “fire, fire!” After nearly a half minute, I finally heard stirring and cursing inside. Someone was alive in there. The door slowly creaked open as a confused and irritated looking fellow stuck his head out. The flame illuminated parking lot quickly explained why some dude was frantically yelling and pointing to the rear of the truck at 3:00 AM. To my surprise, rather than fleeing from the burning truck, he disappeared back into the sleeping area of the cab. I was briefly puzzled until he rematerialized with a woman sporting just an oversized T-shirt. He pushed her out barefoot into the ankle-deep snow. As I pulled her away from the heat of the growing flames, he ducked back into the cab saying he was getting his bags. Now at this point, the entire rear of the cab was an inferno and things were popping and bursting all around the truck. I am willing to risk my life for my fellow man… but not for his luggage. As we backed away, the woman yelled at him over and over to get out. I kept waiting for an explosion. Then finally after several minutes, three bags came flying out of the truck into the snow, this was followed by a movie scene walk away, as the man grabbed his bags and casually walked towards us silhouetted by the flaming orange back drop. The U-Haul we had first alerted had since relocated and most of the parking lot was up and gawking.
We sat the lady in our warm truck
until the fire truck arrived, while the rest of us sat on the tail gate
watching the 3-week-old truck burn as the driver lamented his loss. Conferring
that emergency services had taken charge of the couple and the fire, we politely
excused ourselves to catch a flight. No
one needed caffeine the remainder of the drive. As the reality of the moment slowly set
in. We were excited to have been a part
in helping someone, but I was shocked at how close I was to just driving off
figuring it was someone else’s concern.
Though I could pardon myself, I had a lot on my mind or IN my mind as it
were.
I couldn’t help but think that
would have been a cool movie ending to my mountain scene at TaylorMED the day
before; Man with newly discovered brain tumor blows up in a truck explosion at
the top of the Vail pass while trying to save a couple from a semi-inferno.
It had more pizazz than: Middle-aged man dies prematurely in bed of a brain
tumor.
Thoughts from tumor-induced superpowers
to dying on an operating room table swirled in my head the remaining few hours
until we reached the airport a little after 6:00 AM. I found my wife waiting in the departures
unloading zone having arrived from Connecticut hours before. We unloaded the eager kids and luggage and
sent them off toward the airline counter as we parked the truck in longterm
parking.
This was our first time alone since
getting the news. We embraced but didn’t
start a long conversation that we had no time to finish. Having her by my side to start this battle
was a relief and I was grateful I had made it to the airport safely. Yet, just
as I found the entrance to long term parking on my second loop around the
airport, I felt a familiar sensation as my fingers began to tingle and my spatial
orientation went out of whack. Nothing
like a seizure to put a cherry on top of this day of days. Still, I had to park the truck and catch a flight. Focusing on the middle of my field of view, I
made sure I didn’t hit anything that entered that view. After 30 seconds it passed.
We parked the truck safely. As I popped my first does of anti-seizure meds,
wondering frustratedly what life seemed to have against me. I thought back to my feeling of inadequacy as
I waited outside of a Salt Lake skyscraper for my father to give me a ride home
after being laid off from my first job with a pregnant wife at home. I remembered
the emptiness as I walked into my closet the day that same wife left after 15 years
of marriage to find half of it completely bare.
I recalled the fear I felt as I walked down the hallway to the Neonatal
Intensive Care Unit at Dartmouth Medical Center to see if my newborn son who had
been Lifeflighted there hours before had survive the flight. Now I had this
little crisis thrown on me. It just felt like a few too many pot shots at one
guy who was just trying to live a good life.
I stepped out of the truck into the
chilled mile-high Denver air, as I thew on my backpack and took my wife by the hand,
perspective returned. Yes, life liked to
kick me in the teeth from time to time.
Yet having just finished one of the most dramatic days of my life; I
still had a pretty girl on my arm, a bevy of excited healthy kids waiting for
me in the airport, a couple of lives saved on the trip over, and a pack on my
back filled with sandals, swimsuits, and sunglasses. I was still a blessed man. Life hadn’t gotten the best of me yet. Regardless of the outcome, there were still
days ahead of me that needed to be Carpe’d and each one now seemed more valuable.
Life is too tenuous to give up and wallow in self-pity. Borrowing a line from Emilio Estevez’s Billy
the Kid, I committed to myself “I will finish the game”… and hopefully soon a
bowl of guacamole.
Incredible Brett! You write so beautifully. Thank you for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI like your writing style, thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHow are you now?
ReplyDeleteI am doing exceptionally well, still some lingering speech and typing issues, but all tumor gone and has not started to regrow.
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